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How Stuff Works Here
Welcome to Dennis Spielman's cardboard box. Are you new to my crazy site? Then visit this page before you hurt yourself. Also, head on over to Cnet and download Pop-Up Stopper so you won't be bugged by the ads.

~Recent Updates~
Catalog
-Thursday, May 16, 2002
Now open so you can buy stuff that does not exist.

Yearbook Quotes
-Thursday, May 16, 2002
Now open! A list of funny and creative things to write in people's yearbooks because people usually have nothing good to say.

Life Lessons
-Thursday, May 16, 2002
Learn from my new life lessons I added.

The Title Goes Here
-Thursday, April 11, 2002
A strange fantasy comedy story about a heroic lawyer and his taking animals that save the day.

When I Grow Up
-Thursday, April 11, 2002
The following music video/media chaos has been approved for crazy people. This is much more than a music video, it's a mini-movie with my friends and I. I hope you enjoy this whatever you want to call it. The credits will list everyone in it and who helped to make this crazy thing.

Long Hard Road
-Thursday, March 28, 2002
Long Hard Road is an original live action comedy movie about a group of teenagers in high school that try to stop the evil Pepper from infecting the world with her happiness. Check out the movie page for more information about this film.

Assault
-Thursday, March 28, 2002
Watch out for the assault coming in this World War II music video featuring footage and cartoons showing the horrors of the war. To lighten the mood a bit, a clip from an episode of Seinfeld showing the Soup Nazi is at the end.

Run Away From Hell
-Monday, March 25, 2002
Run Away From Hell takes readers in a story about an escaped Jew from the Concentration Camps. Although the story is rather short, it packed with deepness.

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