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~Telemarketers~
Instead of just hanging up on telemarketers, just say one, or a combination, of these lines that my friends and I thought of to make a telemarketer hang up. We give these lines as thanks for visiting this site. Things in Italics are an action or sound that needs to be made.
- What are you wearing?
- Take it of, baby.
- What's your favorite scary movie?
- I know where you live and seen where you sleep.
- What are you doing Saturday night?
- Could you come over to my house and tell me if this dress makes me look fat?
- I got some candles and a bubble bath ready.
- Physic friends network. How may I help you?
- And what would you like for Christmas?
- [A Pizza Place]. May I take your order?
- (Herbal Essence) Yes, yes, yes!
- (Redneck accent) Janie, get back in yo cage now, ya hear. Don't make me get the hose!
- (Do an evil laugh until they hang up)
- Repeat the word "Maybe" repeatedly.
- Play misty for me.
- I love you. Will you marry me?
- (Make animal sounds)
- What perfume are you wearing? It smells sexy.
- Sorry, but I don't have your shipment of cocaine ready. Give me another day.
- Squeaky Boo Bow here at the North Pole.
- Sure, I'll buy it - if you give me your soul!
- I like firemen. Do you like firemen? I sure do.
- We don't need no charity! Now scram.
- Do you sell kittens? I need to pay off some debts.
- Elvis has left the building.
- Look into my eyes. I don't want your chickens.
- Jimmy? Is that you? Man, I told you to stop pretending to sell me stuff. Now get home!
- Do you make out with the products you sell?
- I'm sweating. Is it hot here or is it just you?
- Are you doing my wife? You can keep her.
- (Tell them that the conversation is being taped for their protection and ask them to say their name several times slowly in succession.)
- I'm an empiricist. I don't believe in things I can't see, taste, or touch. Electronic transfers of 'money' frighten me. I'm not even sure I'm talking to you.
- What is your fee for removing human bloodstains?
- Wonderful! I haven't been on a vacation since my husband lost his job!
- May I eat your bunny?
- (Recorded voice style) Welcome to Bogus Enterprises. You have reached our telemarketing calls section. NOW HANG UP AND LEAVE US ALONE! Thank you for your time.
- I wish I could consume souls...
- Do you have any laxatives handy? I'm constipated.
- LOOK! BEHIND YOU!
- NOOOOOO! MY MAGICAL SACK OF POTATOS!
- May I eat your flesh?
- Did you think (movie name) was good? I heard it sucked.
- heh heh heh....I'm not wearing pants
- (Keep saying "and theeeeeeeeeeen?")
- I must go shave my cheese now.
- Kiss my duck, NOW!
- Cheeses loves you!
- Hey, what's the name of the dark prince that cannot get his remote for his house to work? I'm pretty sure he is a dark prince.
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