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-- Your yearbook is now worthless with my signature.
-- May you get caught up in a love triangle with Kurmet and Miss Piggy this summer.
-- May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper - long and useful.
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~Yearbook Quotes~
My messed up friends and I have put together a list of funny and creative things to write in people's yearbooks because people usually have nothing good to say. We are here to help you out and maybe to make some money. Many of these quotes can be easily changed to fit your personality/ego or the message you want to get across.
- Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
- College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
- Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
- If your summer appears to be going well, you have overlooked something.
- Washing your car in the summer to make it rain doesn't work.
- Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- Remember, on the Internet you can be a dog and no one would know.
- Confucius once said, "Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change."
- Enjoy every minute of your summer. There's plenty of time to be dead.
- The world needs more heroes, but during the summer you won't be one, so have fun anyway.
- Hope you're still alive in 20 years.
- Cheeses loves you.
- I hate writing in the center.
- Got me?
- Tell your spouse about me.
- I broke a fingernail trying to write this.
- Moo said the lawyer that is going to sue you this summer.
- Your yearbook is now worthless with my signature.
- Never fight an inanimate object during the summer.
- My hair was cooler than yours was.
- Hope you find the Holy Grail during the summer.
- I'm the meaning of life.
- Remember the trees, remember the grass, and remember me the pain in the ass.
- You're dead sexy, but not in 20 years.
- Are you base are belong to us.
- Don't let the cheese go to your head.
- May the force be with you this summer.
- I am your father. Join the Dark Side this summer.
- May you get caught up in a love triangle with Kurmet and Miss Piggy this summer.
- May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper - long and useful.
- Beware of the pies this summer! They're everywhere you know. Then next thing you know BAM!
- Only the educated are free so learn during the summer.
- Enjoy your summer. Time spent having fun is never wasted.
- Laugh a lot during the summer.
- Somebody set up us the bomb.
- See you on the bus.
- Remember me when you are rich.
- Just remember that I can smell dead people.
- I hope you level up this summer.
- Don't you think unicorns are kick ass animals?
- I am going to write the kiss of death: "Have a nice summer."
Never write stupid yearbook quotes again!
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