Welcome to my cardboard box. My cardboard is very advance for its time - just like my vocabulary. Using "very" is a sin for us writers. Yes, I am a powerful writer. All shall fear my writing utensils, whatever it may be. I seem to have misplaced them, or maybe the dog ate them. Man, I need to stop eating paste. In my cardboard box of a web site, you will find my short stories, poetry, editorials, books, comics, games, music videos, and other magical projects done I've worked on. I put all the literary works on a white background with black text for easy reading and printing. You will print my stories and give them to your friends to make my ego grow. It's a Chai Ego! Ch-Ch-Chai!
On some of the pages, there is a table to help views find out more about a work. Here is what each of those are meant to be.
Name: The name of the literature work. Click on the name to read the work.
Genre: The style of the work. Depending on what section this is at, this could be things like free verse, horro, rhyme, comedy, etc.
Actors: The minimal number of actors and/or actresses needed to act in the script. This is only used on the scripts page.
Guidance: Content rating of the work. Please check out my ratings page for more information.
Length: How many words the work contains.
On most of the pages, there is a "Featured" section, which contains three of my best works in that section. If you are new here, these should be on the top of your list to check out.
1) Select the file you want and click on the link.
2) You'll be rejected to a download page. Scroll down the page (ingore the stuff about the Personal Servers) to the "FilePlanet Public Servers" section.
3) Select a free mirror to the download the file from and click on the "Download" image. If you don't see this download image, then plase come back later.
4) A pop up window will appear, asking you if you want to download the file or wait in line.
4a) If it asks you to wait in line, then click on the "Let's Go" button. It will give you a spot in line. This usually doesn't take long. Once it's your turn, a sound will tell you to download the file. To download, click the link "Click here to start [file]", or for movie files, right-click and choose "Save-As". If no choice is made after 60 seconds, you will be automatically redirected to the file.
4b) If you can download the file, be sure to right click (or click and hold) and "Save Target As.." Download the file on your computer.
5) Play the file! Please note that you need Windows Media Player to play the movies.
Question: What does the date a work was written earlier than when it was posted on the site?
Answer: It's because of one these reasons - legal reasons that are hard to explain, I am lazy, or both.
Q: How do you come up with your ideas?
A: That's a good question. I don't have a clue. Some of them come from dreams and others are just my imagination being itself.
Q: I am really hot and smart girl. Will you go out with me?
A: This is not a frequently asked question, but I'll go out with you.
Q: You're a really funny person. Did you know that?
A: No, I didn't. I always thought of myself as a bore.
Q: Who drew that picture of Neon Chaos driving in the van in the Featured logo and the one of him spray painting?
A: They were done by my good friend, Zach "ZinDinTimeYUM" Furr.
Q: Who drew that picture of Neon Chaos and you back to back?
A: The back to back picture was done by an artist known as Darkspeeds, also a friend of mine.