My Lawyer and my Animals
By: Dennis Spielman
November 26, 2001
Although this poem is rather humorous, once a person assigns the characters in it to groups in real life, it becomes rather deep. This is one of my favorites.



My lawyer sued my cow.
My cow sued my lawyer.
My monkey sued my cow and my lawyer.
My chicken ate some chicken food.

My lawyer bought an expensive car and drove it by the cow's house.
My cow bought a fast car and drove it by my lawyer's house.
My monkey bought a hover car and drove it by my cow's and my lawyer's house.
My chicken watched some horse races on TV.

My lawyer left criminals in my cow's yard.
My cow left droppings in my lawyer's yard.
My monkey burned my cow's and my lawyer's yards.
My chicken had a yard sale.

My lawyer built an anti-cow web site.
My cow built an anti-lawyer web site.
My monkey built an anti-cow and lawyer web site.
My chicken read his email.

My lawyer shot my cow.
My cow shot my lawyer.
My monkey shot himself.
My chicken laughed at everyone and walked away.

The End

Poem (C) 2001 by Dennis Spielman

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