Cows
By: Dennis Spielman
May 7, 2001
I got really bored bored in English 3 one day and I wrote this funny poem about cows. It creeps some people out. ^_^



I am alive and human
I wonder when the cows will come home
I hear cows in the distance
I see a black and white cow
I want to eat a hamburger
I am alive and human.

I pretend I'm a flying cow
I feel a cow's pain
I touch a cow's heart
I worry about sick cows
I cry for dead cows
I am alive and human.

I understand the four food groups
I say I like to eat cows
I dream of eating cheese
I try to help cows cross the street
I hope for cheese
I am alive and human.

The End

Poem (C) 2001 by Dennis Spielman

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